Wife: “What would your stripper name be?”
Me: “Uh…”
Wife: “I was thinking something programmery for u like Mr. Jay Query or JavaStrip”
seven-layer dip isn’t cool. you know what’s cool? a-billion-layer dip.
Like everything else about Git, it’s a great idea with the most hostile, inscrutable, and potentially destructive implementation possible.
Fun Fact: Glitch stands for Gremlins Lurking In The Computer Hardware. acronyms.thefreedictionary.com/G…
Big day for software glitches. Grounding planes and halting the stock market. Go bugs!
Need help on JCPenney.com ? Too bad, come back later for help…
JCPenney.com page has clearly finished loading but the dumb spinner won’t let me do anything…
Just browsing through lamps at JCPenney.com ooo maybe I need to rethink my car insurance…
jcpenney.com lets you checkout when you have nothing in your bag…
JCPenney.com has URLs that begin with jcpenney.com/dotcom/…
JCPenney.com is the greatest website ever…
Baby Zadie loved Bethany Beach this weekend. #zadiealyssa #beachbaby instagram.com/p/42Lsisje9n/
“It’s going to be cold tonight”
“We should wear leg warmers”
Zadie enjoying tea time after spending the afternoon bobbing around in the pool. #zadiealyssa instagram.com/p/4xkW8hDe01/
Her first fireworks and she didn’t even flinch. #zadiealyssa @ Heron Harbor 120th Street instagram.com/p/4vX5NOje1n/
Props to all of the server people working tonight so you can share your cliche fireworks photos on social media.
My reward for a job well done. Started at 5:41pm, finished the burger at 5:47pm, and finished the… instagram.com/p/4ux9RoDe0k/
Its 4th of July and that means another 1 pound Fat Albert Mess Burger challenge while friends eat all… instagram.com/p/4usvPzDe5X/
#ThrowbackThursday Wonderful 2 see a #BabeeTenda that’s served a #family for 3 #generations! goo.gl/fjgnTp