Is fast texting a “must” for you? In Washington, D.C., our tests showed @TMobile is your best carrier for speedy text delivery.

Nurse: Is he dead? Doc: OHHHH YEAAAHHHHH RT @BreakingNews TMZ report: Macho Man Randy Savage dies in car accident bit.ly/jGZa7u

Dear Internet, Please shut up about the Rapture. Instead we should be focusing on the Raptor ping.fm/8oNpc

Came into office. Sites were down. Sent out email. Sites back up. HAPPY FRIDAY!

Fan-freaking-tastic! USA Today Editorial Board opposes AT&T’s T-Mobile takeover. #attmobile usat.ly/kCKAT6

Shake Shack is by far the best burger. Got the one with the deep fried mushroom and gooey cheese.

Shake Shack for @jinaldo’s birthday! I hear this place is better than 5 Guys and In and Out burger. We shall see.

Would love to be able to serve a different page from a CDN based on a cookie value? Probably not possible.

#ATTMobile = wireless #duopoly, but GSM #monopoly. Total control over GSM handset market.

Having an automatic garage door makes me feel like Indiana Jones everyday.

“@oldmansearch: diane sawyer swimsuit pictures” – from an account of an old man who thinks twitter is a search engine

Wow CNN.com is actually linking out to a source in the first paragraph of the story no less. ping.fm/FeFgj

SUBJECTIVE Reality == When search engines ONLY SHOW YOU what you WANT to see. FABULOUS 9-min TED Talk: youtu.be/B8ofWFx525s

More shocked that Schwarzenegger is 63 than the fact he had a love child.

Google Search Appliance tuning: Add this to the Remove URLs tab on your frontend to filter out URLs with uppercase letters, regexp:[A-Z]+

Well, I guess the Canadians didn’t cure cancer after all… ping.fm/VsLZG

Drupal world: A place where, in an attempt to make everything possible, everything becomes difficult.

I am capitalism and I do not see people or cultures. I see natural resources and cheap labor possibilities.

With 3rd Rock from the Sun out of the way on Netflix, Kristina and I had no choice but to watch Spongebob Sqaure Pants during dinner.

Really excellent animated music video: ow.ly/4VZ4o (via Andrew, who is also good at stuff: ow.ly/4VZ8X )