First camping out dinner as a family. Grilled hamburgers, mini hotdogs, and mac and cheese.

#CadenApollo #VeraAddison #ZadieAlyssa

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🏀 I ran a webpage test on the old vs. new space jam site with… unsurprising results:
webpagetest.org/video/compare.ph… t.co/MNwGeA2J4m

Vera helped me get our campfire started tonight.

#VeraAddison

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Spelunking Caden. I wore him on my back and he hardly made a peep. I had to keep taking selfies to check on him.

#CadenApollo

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Wacky fun mirrors.

#VeraAddison #ZadieAlyssa

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Do these chips have wheat or not? 🌾

Me: Can you just pick out a shirt for me?

Wife: No you can wear whatever you want

* I pick a shirt *

Wife: No, not that one. Too formal.

* I pick a shirt *

Wife: oof! That one doesn’t go well…

* I pick a shirt *

Wife: Are you sure you’re going to be warm enough in that?

Update: She ended up picking out the perfect shirt herself!

Easter is a special day for us, so we wanted to make it a special day for you as well! Make sure to log in to your bunny.net account today. You might just find a small surprise. 🥕

Happy Easter! 🐣🐰 t.co/phaaOPn6aL

PR comment for a junior dev? Write 5 paragraphs explaining the “why” in detail.
Documenting dev setup? Write out examples, links, and more explanation.
Building a new system? Document it with diagrams and long-form prose.
Terse feedback email? Write it all out in detail.

Neither @SpaceX nor @NASA seem to be launching anything today on 4-3-21. I’m deeply disappointed.

I noticed that my 6-yo was being a lil rude/curt w/me, so I asked her what was up. At first, she just looked at me, so I reiterated that I can’t help her if I don’t know what’s wrong.

Then I asked, “Why are you being unkind to me? What happened?”

For anyone else who had the same panic attack I did, don’t worry it’s still there. spacejam.com/1996/

Who remembers playing this on Windows 95? 👵🏽

it’s april fools so pls try to avoid getting fooled more than usual k thx bye

Remember kids, if you share that hilarious April Fools Day gag from that website it will only encourage them to do it again next year. #breakTheCycle

Kids breakfast: Sliced apples, pancakes, glass of milk, bowl of cereal

My breakfast: Scarfing down the cereal dust from the bag as we run out the door

Q: What do you call someone who STILL codes in PHP?

A. Employed.

Eat shit, haters twitter.com/ramsey/status/137706…

SPAM (the meat) will always be SPiced hAM to me and not Sizzle Pork And Mmmm

You should share this. Hiring Backend Engineer(s) #PHP -Remote

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