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I see some youths doing crime and put down my filthy bucket of clams. “It’s clam jammin time, or something” I say, unsure of my catch phrase
I see some youths doing crime and put down my filthy bucket of clams. “It’s clam jammin time, or something” I say, unsure of my catch phrase
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On more than one occasion I’ve farted, woken myself up, thought it was my phone vibrating and tried to answer my fart.