Paper straws are awful and need to go away.

Fingers crossed the Clippers win the NBA title next year, a championship parade with Ballmer?! A-M-A-Z-I-N-G

Now that Flash is dead on Android, can we start making flash dead on the entire internet?

Hahahahhahaha. “@sbnation: NBA lockout outlasts Kris Humphries’ marriage. RT @TMZ: Kim Kardashian to file for DIVORCE bit.ly/s7zZmb”