Apparently “Siri , end phone call” is not a recognizable command. And also the other person can hear you.

Testing a theory that if I only chew on one side I only need to floss one side of my face.

Having a hard time respecting this iPhone “upgrade”. It’s key feature is just an app that Apple’s arbitrarily restricted from older iPhones.

Telling your wife she is like your hot maid is apparently not as much a complement as you think.

yes, i checked facebook and twitter before contacting family, but to be fair, the phone lines were dead #earthquake

Just learned that jellyfish eat and expel through the same opening. From a sign in the zoo bathroom. I guess it’s appropriate…

Don’t answer your phone to say you don’t have time to talk. That’s what you pay your voicemail for.

Can’t wait until the fall membership drive is over so I can start listening to NPR again