“We need static site generators because HTML has no way to do things natively like include headers and footers and navigation!”

Congratulations, you invented PHP

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but your colleagues want to hear from you, and your AirPods sound like shit

*writing new talk*

OMG I hate this. Everything is terrible. Can I just light everything on fire? What if I just go up there and cry?

*watches that talk later*

This was actually pretty good, I don’t know what my problem was