Million dollar idea: A printer that works

Me, 5 hours before company arrives: Cool, calm, collected

Me, 15 minutes before company arrives: I NEED TO PAINT THE BASEBOARDS

I have reusable grocery bags so when I go to the grocery store I can remember I forgot them at home.

I love how Wordle can go from “Oh, this must be a word I’ve never heard before” to “Okay, I’m an idiot.”

I’m wearing a fitted sheet like someone who went to the Met Gala.

*leaves my phone at home*

Is this camping? Am I camping?

It’s great that autocorrect always has my black.

Day 2 of homeschooling: suspended my first student.