hi twitterverse, i’m on the market for a new job. please DM me if you have any leads with roles in project management, digital projects and/or products, web strategy and/or content, or anything similar that is in-house. #lookingforajob

LOOKING!

LOOKING! #job

twitter is the worst place when there’s something you don’t care about going on like this golden globes thing wtf

#thingspeopledothatpissmeoff exist

pew pew @pewresearch RT @Gizmodo: Google was going to make you say pew pew pew to control Google Glass: gizmo.do/oSEYkoE

my wrist hurts. guess i was too gay today.

to the little girl skipping down the metro platform: don’t worry, you’ll be fat/broke/depressed/confused soon enough. give it a few years.

i’m sorry, but “nevaeh” is one of the dumbest names ever. i don’t care if it’s “heaven” backwards…you should go to name hell for that.

.@pewresearch then and now. 2.0 just launched today!