@kingkool68 Objective-C shanties

“@Gizmodo: Here’s how ridiculous this year’s CES will look in 2034 gizmo.do/6SEFis3 ” WEARABLES 1.0 #CES

Bars and Tone? Worst closing band ever.

“Shit Mubarak Says” coming to CBS this Fall.

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This guy gets it. RT @engadget: Mayor of Newark, New Jersey starts Twitter blizzard cleanup snowpocalypse revolution engt.co/fjGGMh

Funny, the Droid event slogan is the same as the local sperm bank: “Put your hands around the future”

Security cameras don’t ensure safety. Ninjas do.