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@nvioli Prosecutor: where were you on or about 2:31am of November 3, 2019?
Me: which 2:35am?
Jury: *gasps*
Gallery: *additional gasps*
Judge: Time is a social construct!! Case dismissed! The defendant is free to go.
@nvioli Prosecutor: where were you on or about 2:31am of November 3, 2019?
Me: which 2:35am?
Jury: *gasps*
Gallery: *additional gasps*
Judge: Time is a social construct!! Case dismissed! The defendant is free to go.
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