this place feels like a field trip bus ride right now

How much is a shitload then? twitter.com/WhoresofYore/status/…

A “Butt Load” does not refer to big bottoms but is actually a recognised unit measure. One butt load is equivalent to 126 gallons. It comes from either the old French ‘botte’ (boot) or the Italian ‘botte’ (barrel). It was used primarily to measure transports of alcohol at sea. t.co/JVYhZwP92x

I don’t get it. We both basically eat the same thing of chicken nuggets, string cheese, peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, and mac and cheese. And my 5 year old has six-pack abs…

Ok but can it play Doom? twitter.com/IBMResearch/status/1…

Hey @elonmusk I joined Twitter before @twitter joined Twitter. Do us OG tweeters get a special badge? twitter.com/kingkool68/status/56…

Since Twitter is all a twitter about Twitter, let us not forget this 2009 cartoon

youtube.com/watch?v=Xo8IfYFyLgQ

INTO THE TWITTERSPHERE!

What if there was an election where you were like “I’d be ok with either one”

Twitter does some things so darn well, like how their embeds work, the web app, the related tweets, how the app works when you don’t have a good connection… if you’re an engineer that worked on that stuff and want to do it again, HMU

Some ways to elevate tour Terminal experience on the Mac:

duncanlew.medium.com/elevate-you…

—–BEGIN PRIVATE KEY—– twitter.com/ladygaga/status/2660…

When developers take a stab at copy writing but the content team doesn’t notice after it goes to production twitter.com/dimensionmedia/statu…

Poor man’s static website generator:

“`
wget –mirror –convert-links –adjust-extension –page-requisites –no-parent example.com/
“`

Let’s not stop at ending daylight savings time, the entire US should switch to coordinated universal time (UTC)

Remember that day in November when we had to turn the air conditioning on because we were sweltering.

Narrator: That day was today.

Per usual, the number one Twitter topic is Twitter

@TwitterA11y if any of you get laid off today, email @JennGroves ([email protected]) for completely free advice and guidance. She’s a 20 year HR pro and can help guide you through this mess. RT for reach.

New rule: The 7th game of the world series should be played with wiffle balls and bats.

** gestures wildly to hand bags, jeans, shoes, jewelry, watches, hats, t-shirts, underwear, socks… EVERYTHING ** twitter.com/MovieHooligan/status…

i fucken love it when websites link to other websites