I am so fucking sick of cookie pop up banners. Why are we doing this to ourselves? Utterly pointless bullshit that has never even once benefitted anyone.

I can’t remember the last time I ran into a bug that was due to a type issue.

Now a typing issue (fat finger typo) on the other hand…

I’ve come across A LOT of good 17th- and 18th-century Quaker names over the past 3.5 years, as I’ve worked on my thesis. Now that my thesis is done and submission is near, it’s time to share the more than 90 wildest early Quaker names I’ve found (in alphabetical order): t.co/Qj18jPELMI

“20 years from now, the only people who will remember that you worked late are your kids”

reddit.com/r/antiwork/comments/1…

No one talks about hacky sacks anymore

I hear PHP is trending at the DEV bubble 😌 are we finally in love with backend again? Did people re-discover how easy and fun is to use PHP for CLI scripts? If you’re curious about modern PHP, in this thread I’ll share some projects and resources to get you up-to-date w/ trends:

gowithphp.com/

“Milkshakes can range in price from a few dollars to over $10. It’s important to find a milkshake that fits your budget.”

What’s your milkshake budget everyone?

a dark pink baby Flamingo standing on a giant light pink flower, cartoon, cute, pastel colors –v 5

I have zero stickers on my laptop.

Who’s with me

what do you think

Apparently Venmo doesn’t like it when you use “💵 laundering” as the transaction comment…

The Call for Speakers for WordCamp US is now open! Join us August 24-26 in National Harbor, MD. Check out our submission guidelines and apply today!
us.wordcamp.org/2023/call-for-sp… #WCUS

In the coming weeks, watch for:
– Latest news and location details
– Call for volunteers t.co/mQVR4A1HP4

Few #WordPress technologies have had as long and impactful of a lifespan as @wp_acf and every year they look to the community to help grow and shape its future.

Fill out the the Annual ACF Survey and let us know how we can make this plugin even better: advancedcustomfields.com/annual-…

Pretty neat natural language to chart tool from @Highcharts

highcharts.com/chat/gpt/

gary larson style banana –v 5

a colorful psychadelic cubicle farm with dead eyed employees typing –v 5

Let it be known, that on this day, May 1st, 2023, I heard the fan on My 2020 M1 MacBook Pro kick on for the first time…

Her: Do you ever mop the floor?

Me: Yes, I mop* the floor quite frequently

* Drop an ice cube on the floor and rub it around with my foot

April 30, Sunday morning

6 year old: Do we have to do trick or treating this year?