When I was your age, this was Wordle

Server side render everything

amazon.com is server side rendered and has no client side rendering framework. The potential latency hit didn’t justify it.

We were stuck with jQuery 1.6.4 😬

SSR React wasn’t fast enough for us. This blew my mind.

4 year old: Can we listen to Encanto?

**Wife turns the car radio to the Spanish channel**

“Oh my God, JavaScript, stop trying to make .fetch() happen”

– Mean cURLs

The future is now

1 line ascii art
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It’s ok for me to say this, I work in marketing

(and also consume M&M’s)

Marketing intern: We need a big refresh!

Marketing executives: Hmmmm…

(3 years and 27,926 emails later)

Announcement: “Every brand has to continuously reinvent itself to remain relevant.”

So we tilted the logo 13º and tweaked their shoes…

The array’s reduce() method is so named for what it does to your understanding of the code.

“Oh well that stuff is old” I hear you say.

They’re developing new libraries over at github.com/googleapis/google-clo… in beta. But nothing is documented. Screw that.

If you ever need to interact with a Google API using PHP save yourself the trouble. Ditch their PHP libraries and just make HTTP requests yourself. Here’s how…

gist.github.com/kingkool68/49077…

Why is everything so abstracted and a clusterfuck to understand? Look at this shit…
developers.google.com/analytics/…

Today in toddler fashion.

#CadenApollo

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If you don’t share your gray + yellow + green shares with someone did you even Wordle?

I’m delighted that JS framework folks are now championing progressive enhancement and serving content in HTML.

Although, I’m a little sad about all the insults and dismissal I received for pointing this stuff out throughout the last 10 years.

twitter.com/remix_run/status/148…

Updating my job title on LinkedIn twitter.com/programemes/status/1…

Bugfoot: a bug that cannot be reproduced and has only been sighted by a single person. #programming

Me: Do you accept crypto?
Cashier: We sure do! We take many different kinds…
Me: **throws magic beans and then runs**

Gorillas twitter.com/Chris_Grosse/status/…

Beautiful paper doctor gown.

#ZadieAlyssa

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