im a bitch, im a lover / my name’s alfred, im a butler
im a servant for bruce wayne / he makes me clean his cave

Modern web architectures.

Someone just shown me this. And it’s perfect 😂😂😂

A service that sends a weekly email to a loved one asking them to recall stories from their life. At the end of a year, they print them out and send you a book. Great gift idea for your parents.

storyworth.com/friend/russell-he…

“You Suffer” by Napalm Death

youtube.com/watch?v=ybGOT4d2Hs8 twitter.com/SortaBad/status/1330…

The frontend fontnerd shirt look sweet! twitter.com/elyktrix/status/1330…

Was watching YouTube with the kids this morning on our handy dandy SmArt Tv. The video was stuttering and the UI was herky jerky.

“Maybe I just need to reset it” I thought.

Reset the SmArt tV app hub thingy and now the YouTube app is gone. It had expired. Samsung and Google were no longer friends.

There are other ways to watch YouTube on the TV, they’re just clunky and require an extra device, switching inputs, and other techno voodoo

The tv app was uninspiring but it got the job done. I could use the remote to turn on some video the kids wanted to watch and be done with it. Now I’ll probably need to buy some dumb dedicated YouTube dongle or something. I think my cable box has YouTube.

full disclosure: scraping fleets from public accounts without triggering the read notification

the endpoint is: api.twitter.com/fleets/v1/user_f…

There’s still beauty in this world.

I’ve got two helper WordPress functions to maybe sideload URLs to the media library.

Helpful for content migrations you need to run multiple times but don’t want to have duplicate downloads. Enjoy.

gist.github.com/kingkool68/a66d2…

Hey #WordPress friends! I need a BIG favor! One of my past coworkers, @JamesVG, is looking for work. He is a fabulous team leader and an amazing mentor. He’s incredibly skilled and one of my fave people to have worked with. Please help me spread this far and wide!

Memories… twitter.com/OFalafel/status/1329…

I miss happiness bars at WordCamps

Big Sur is actually quite nice. Feels snappier I dig the ui tweaks.

A++++++ would upgrade again

Good morning Twitter! How are y…

WTF ARE FLEETS?

This has @round vibes twitter.com/shuangsta/status/132…

GTmetrix finally moved away from the outdated PageSpeed & YSlow modules. 🎉

It’s now based on Lighthouse and focusses on real metrics that affect user experiences like LCP, TBT and CLS! t.co/huSIOpN2QC

In a new blog post, I argue dropping IE11 is the best thing you can do for progressive enhancement

blog.carlmjohnson.net/post/2020/…