I refuse to watch Super Bowl LI unless the NFL starts a Super Bowl OL or UL first.

When u pay hundreds of thousands of dollars for a Super Bowl commercial but….

@kingkool68 Just Plain Nuts! google.com/amp/s/www.pinterest.c…

KEEP RUNNING, OLLIE twitter.com/smithsonianmag/statu…

I believe RoguePOTUSstaff is a Russian disinformation account, and I’ll prove it. (Bear with me)

Something about @NASA’a new spacesuit design … looks kind of familiar. gizmodo.com/nasas-new-astronaut-… #SPACESHIP

Here’s the link for the newly rebooted Arlington/NoVa meetup! meetup.com/Arlington-WordPress-M…

“When you want something that scales, you need cattle, not pets.” @kingkool68 server scaling metaphor at @WordPressDC t.co/9HILlnoA2B

Personally I would’ve gone with ‘¡Alibahoo!’

me: i’m a ux designer
them: oh cool! what does a ux designer do?
me: mostly just explain what a ux designer does

Hey men, don’t be fooled by maxipad commercials.

Ladies aren’t really full of blue windshield washer fluid.

what if I told u the night before christmas & the fresh prince theme song have the same cadence

Every developer ever.

A good way to politely get a recruiter off the phone is to tell them you’re a WordPress developer.

Firebug discontinued.
Firebug, I salute you.
You revolutionized web development and started the DevTools revolution

getfirebug.com/

We are humbled to be part of this amazing product! #wcus twitter.com/wordcampus/status/80…

Starting #wcus off right with @WordPressDC ! We’re right in the front for opening remarks.

I am super impressed with the WPTV team that video from my talk this past weekend is on the internet already! twitter.com/wordpresstv/status/8…

Open Source software developer twitter.com/mcquillanatorz/statu…

The sound of a baby cooing + even being a bit fussy in a talk on WordPress site performance is why I love our community. #wcbalt #belonging