Katy Perry’s Halftime in a nutshell

@kingkool68 At least the first year is relatively cheap. They get you with the renewal though.

*lights go on at the club*

Overheard:

“Everybody is so ugly now!”

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All technology is “wearable” if you own duct tape

I still remember 2014 like it was yesterday.

Up too early for a flight, it’s dark, it’s literally freezing, and WHY ARE THERE SO MANY JOGGERS IN THE PARK? What is wrong with you people?

WordPress DC is in a little over a week. Interested in giving a lightning talk? Just reply to this tweet or DM! meetup.com/wordpressdc/events/21…

Very excited to open source @10up’s @elasticsearch integration work at #wcsf 10up.com/blog/2014/meet-elasticp…

“The best way to learn is by making a mess” — @smithschwartz #sassconf14

Future-proof programming #Windows10

“I wish @jeremybowers would just hurry up and get to the point.” -@kingkool68 #ONA14 #ONA14lt

The longest line at #ONA14 by orders of magnitude is the one to meet Cookie Monster.

Listening to NYT team talk about its 96-page innovation report & wondering why it needed 96 pages to grok itself. #kidsloveinternets #ONA14

The First Rule of Twitter: Get over your fear of not being funny. You’re not. But the rest of us are even worse.

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Fun fact about me: I like to have fun.

#WordPressDC Check out @kingkool68 on GitHub. Lots of Pew’s good WP stuff in there: github.com/kingkool68

Happy 4th of July!

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