Employees must wash their hands before returning to their shitty jobs.

Hey everyone, can you please stop with web fonts on mobile experiences? I’m tired of seeing a blank page for the first 5 seconds.

By speaking aloud the name of the thing I just ordered at Starbucks, I have doubled the number of words I’ve spoken so far today.

Talking about our “coding faces” and I’m pretty sure @kingkool68 has everyone beat #fb #gacdcSS

Best Actor in the Art of Reading Random Sketchy Texts Aloud: @kingkool68. I am laughing so hard! #gacdcSS #fb

Saying a site should just work in any device, feels so obvious, but takes so much work.

More to-do apps? C’mon, there are far more important problems to solve and things to improve with software than managing to-dos.

“Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my ability to focus on a single task the most that guy has a weird phone what stop is next I’m hungry.

JUST ANNOUNCED AT CES: absolutely nothing anyone gives a shit about, ever

Delighted to attend Student Web Conf. Fun & fascinating reading through high schoolers tweets. Search for #2012swc They are the future

#beer #beer #beer #beer #beer #beer #beer #beer #beer #beer #beer #beer #beer #beer #beer #beer #beer #beer #beer #beer #beer #2012swc

We just released the Ui toolkit. It’s packed with well over 300 premium design resources: uiparade.com/ui-toolkit/ ( pls RT)

Oh, here’s dumb idea- a QR code that goes to a 100% Flash website

Revised log levels proposal: “fyi,” “wtf,” and “omg.”

Alas, another year goes by without WuTang performing at the Super Bowl halftime

Requiring a birthdate to access a website with alcoholic content. Yeah, that’s really keeping the kids out.

The BSA just came out against #SOPA. Man, when even Don’t Copy That Floppy themselves can’t get behind your antipiracy bill…

WordPress 3.3 preview with @nacin #wcphilly lots of good user experience upgrades!

I believe it.

“Oh, Internet. You bring mirth and merriment to my pants.” —@porter