@nvioli Prosecutor: where were you on or about 2:31am of November 3, 2019?

Me: which 2:35am?

Jury: *gasps*

Gallery: *additional gasps*

Judge: Time is a social construct!! Case dismissed! The defendant is free to go.

I’m finally in Chicago! I’m looking for a new position here, doing UX, content strategy, IA, or program/team management. I’m also excited to meet the local UX/design/tech community! Who wants to get together?

Just FYI… As of this week, I find myself back in the job market.

I’m looking for something remote, working in the intersection of UX & JS.

I have experience in: React, TypeScript, GraphQL, Node, Electron, etc.

Know of anyone hiring for that skill-set?

linkedin.com/in/nathan/

2.5 & 4.5 year old put 2 boxes of Baby Shark cereal on the grocery store conveyor belt

Cashier to me: Are you a fan of Baby Shark cereal because of the Nats?

Me: No, I have toddlers that just sing it constantly and I used the cereal to bribe them so I could finish shopping

Does anyone else find the middle of the day their least productive time of day?

@elgreg @jessabean They still need to race Rainbow Road right? That shits hard

@randallb What’s an IC?

Can it be included free to anyone who subscribes to HBO in general? This sounds so dumb. twitter.com/Techmeme/status/1187…

So once Halloween is over we’re all going to turn off dark-mode , right?

@brad_frost Open Activity monitor and check the CPU activity. Is it pegged? Check out the disk tab and see what is doing the most writing. My hunch is the hard drive is slowly dying and about to give up the ghost.

@round Remember Prototype before jQuery was a thing?

What’s the best thing about your Monday?

Me? I got my daughter to dance class on time.

Want to view a single image on @imgur (literally its only job)? Good luck! You gotta successfully download (354KB) and run (1.21MB) of client-side React in order to get your image requested as resource 110 of 553. What should have been an IMG element became… this. t.co/XkrbZcLQQg

4.5 year old walks into the room with $6.

“Hey Daddy do you want this money? I don’t need it anymore.”

Heck yeah I need that money. Daycare is expensive.

ssh -T [email protected] is hanging for me. Down for anyone else?

is this a scam? It feels like a scam. accessible.org/

A Jumpman logo on baseball gear? This makes no sense to me.

Wife to 2.5 year old:

Wife: Can I tell you a secret?

2.5 year old: yea

Wife: do you know what a secret is?

2.5 year old: …Christmas

🔥 CVE-2019-14287

A flaw in Sudo—that comes installed on almost every #Linux OS—could let users run commands as “root” even when they’re restricted.

Details ➤ thehackernews.com/2019/10/linux-…

How? Just by specifying user ID “-1” or “4294967295” in the command instead of the root. t.co/zlvC7PSYrI

Developers!

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