The kid grew teeth and, y’all, it’s time for family size

RT if you like Cheez It

Marriage is pretty great except for the part where you have to learn how to read minds.

wondering why I have no Twitter friends?

The irony of following Twitter’s chaos on Twitter

Some of my fav typefaces for UI design recently (that happen to be 100% free).

1/18

WordPress and SaaS friends… I’m hiring several full stack devs @optinmonster (full time, fully remote). See the thread for some details…

Moved the math quiz to quiz.hakim.se. Works best when added to home screen! 🧑‍🎓 twitter.com/hakimel/status/15924…

i spent 2 hours curating a twitter blue screenshot storyline for my parents so here u go, for your own offline friends that want to have fun:

DAY 1 – ARRIVAL t.co/aQbbSPG9JB

You should ALWAYS write alt text to make your images accessible. It can also affect your marketing.

I ran a test to see how how alt text impacts the engagement of social media so marketers have the data they need when leadership inevitably asks for it. accessible-social.com/a-b-test

Time Spent With Children

Peaks in your 30s and declines sharply thereafter.

Key Lessons:
• Time with your children is short—the “Magic Years” will fly by if you let them.
• Be present in every moment.

Slow down and embrace the sweetness that children bring to your life. t.co/Rv4GjxHWIl

this place feels like a field trip bus ride right now

A “Butt Load” does not refer to big bottoms but is actually a recognised unit measure. One butt load is equivalent to 126 gallons. It comes from either the old French ‘botte’ (boot) or the Italian ‘botte’ (barrel). It was used primarily to measure transports of alcohol at sea. t.co/JVYhZwP92x

Twitter does some things so darn well, like how their embeds work, the web app, the related tweets, how the app works when you don’t have a good connection… if you’re an engineer that worked on that stuff and want to do it again, HMU

Some ways to elevate tour Terminal experience on the Mac:

duncanlew.medium.com/elevate-you…

—–BEGIN PRIVATE KEY—– twitter.com/ladygaga/status/2660…

Poor man’s static website generator:

“`
wget –mirror –convert-links –adjust-extension –page-requisites –no-parent example.com/
“`

@TwitterA11y if any of you get laid off today, email @JennGroves ([email protected]) for completely free advice and guidance. She’s a 20 year HR pro and can help guide you through this mess. RT for reach.

i fucken love it when websites link to other websites

Big PHP won’t let JavaScript have this one.