Fuck Off As A Service. Brilliant.

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Users love knowing how long their search took.

Bill Cosby, Private Investigator: “The Proof Is In The Puddin'”

Anyone know any frontend developers looking for a new job in DC? I’m growing my team, and we do some interesting work @usnews

pew pew @pewresearch RT @Gizmodo: Google was going to make you say pew pew pew to control Google Glass: gizmo.do/oSEYkoE

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@kingkool68 I’ve built a very simple Python script that makes use of your [awesome] dummy image generator. github.com/agileadam/dummyimage

Never say “I got an error.” Say “I got this error: _______.” Never say “It didn’t work.” Say “I thought it would do X, but it did Y.”

Give a man a program, he’ll be mad for an evening. Teach a man to program and he’ll be mad for the rest of his life.

It’s 20-fucking-13, start using <label>’s with your checkboxes and radio buttons. C’mon people. #usability #accessibility #commonsense #fb

@kingkool68 there’s an app for that: bitbucket.org/dainkaplan/lionscr…. Just tested it, works on Mountain Lion.

Coming up on 7/16: July WordPressDC Meetup. @bencolmery4 talking about Maps & Brian Jessee talking about Child Themes meetup.com/wordpressdc/events/12…

my wrist hurts. guess i was too gay today.

“Can’t you do a ‘find and replace’ for all the PSD updates?”

LOLZ 😛

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Sparkler fun on the beach! @ Central Ave Beach Bethany instagram.com/p/bXhCkURzVq/

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I want to start a new crusade …. NO IPADS AT WEDDINGS! It hinders others from seeing past you & you just look silly! (Drops mic)

The mark of a good developer is someone who never says “This is impossible.”