We hired rockstars & ninjas, but now the office is just filled with smashed guitars and corpses. Something’s moving in the shadows. Send Hel

I’ve seen 3 Twitter apps crippled or shut down just in the last month from the new api limitations…saddening

Circles are pointless.

HELP WANTED: I need a person who will go with me when I get a haircut and chit-chat with the haircutter so I don’t have to

YES. WE GET IT. YOU’RE ON A PLANE TO AUSTIN. THANK YOU.

90: Time, Warner > Time Warner.
01: Time Warner, AOL > AOL Time Warner
09: AOL Time Warner > AOL, Time Warner
13: Time Warner > Time, Warner

Join us on Tuesday, March 12 for our next meetup. @kingkool68 will be presenting on moving and migrating WordPress – meetup.com/wordpressdc/events/10…

So …who has built a good scrAPI for twitter.com? They haven’t (yet) switched off access to HTML.

We’re officially announcing we currently have no plans to do a Harlem Shake video.

When sequestration hits, Congress will go into conclave. White smoke will signal when a new budget has been passed. Or maybe I’m confused.

According to russellandkristina.com we have been married for 1000 days! Woo hoo! Russell- I love you to… instagr.am/p/WCx11hRzXU/

You’ve seen PSD->HTML apps popping up a bit. This is HTML->PSD pagelayers.com/

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Join us tomorrow night at #jQuery DC when @tmcw talks about D3.

meetup.com/DC-jQuery-Users-Group…

“I hope these pictures don’t end up in sexual harassment training materials”

– every stock photo model

Ha! RT @SamanthaToy:”Carousels exist on websites to keep people from beating the shit out of each other in meetings” @brad_frost #inctrlconf

Whoo-hoo! Introducing the Twenty Thirteen default theme for WordPress: make.wordpress.org/core/2013/02/….

I don’t even want to think about the horrible things that would happen to my family if we didn’t keep every plastic Chinese food container.

It’s 2013, and websites are still described as Interactive

I think I’m suffering from Early Onset Don’t Give a Flying Fuck.