I exert dominance by telling my kid only one book at night.

She exerts greater dominance by forcing me to read the copyright page.

Oh, how the tables have turned.

Current redesign status: bukk.it/drawing-vs-drawing.jpg

2010: ‘that company is such a dinosaur – they don’t use Skype!’
2020: ‘that company is such a dinosaur – they use Skype!’

A step-by-step guide on how to not finish anything.

Step One: Have kids.

In bed

Her: Baby, what are you thinking about?

Me: (wondering how many likes my tweet has) You

It’s completely absurd that we expect sleep-deprived parents to come to work & perform at the same level as folks who’ve slept a full night. They’re literally shaping a human life & we’re all like, “but our OKR is blah blah blah”

I don’t have kids yet but shits ridiculous.

Hi Twitter, My name is Sidney Miller, A human, a Mom, and I need a new job. I have done many things, but what I am most proud of is my work at GitHub. The best place I have worked at by far. I will be pasting that section of my resume to my twitter feed. Yes I’m nervous

hello, @slackhq! Could we include :thankyou: as a reaction in your default list of reactions? Maybe having that just there and available would be a good thing? Maybe people would include more :thankyou: in their day?

I know a few companies looking for #phpdevelopers – Look like great opportunities. Both contract and full time positions. They are looking for local Las Vegas developers (or people willing to relocate)
#php #phpdeveloper #phpjobs #phpagency #vegastech #softwaredevelopmentcompany

Why Raising WordPress’ Minimum PHP Version Won’t Make It a Modern PHP Project deliciousbrains.com/raising-word… t.co/X9Kc44t20o

Hi guys, just putting this out there again. I would appreciate RTs.

I was laid off a week ago, and am looking for Web Development, UI/UX Design or Marketing job. I’ve worn a lot of hats, and have a lot of experience. Open to remote work!

✨I’m looking for my next adventure✨
If you’re hiring for a senior Rubyist and/or tech lead, my DMs are open. DC or remote.
RTs appreciated 💖

Welp, as of today I’m officially funemployed. I’m taking a *little* time to figure out what I really want to/should do next, but if you know of any interesting backend-focused product oriented remote-friendly opportunities, feel free to reach out.

I am not sure if I have mentioned, but I am a junior web developer looking for her first job.
I have no formal education but lots of curiosity and determination to make up for it 😅
Ideally this position would be in NYC, and would be in a place that helps me grow and learn.

JAMStack is 99.9% branding and .1% substance. 😳😆 twitter.com/rauchg/status/122634…

Subscription service to get 2 pizzas delivered every month at a random time. randompizza.io/ 🍕🍕🍕

I call my staging environment “Theory” on account of how many things work in theory, but not in production.

Complete guide on building a high performance, Super Optimized, Secure, NGINX, PHP7.3/PHP7.4, Redis, FastCGI, SSL Let’s Encrypt #WordPress site with @WordOps_ on @digitalocean cloud servers bit.ly/WordOps

#WordOps #LetsEncrypt

JavaScript regexp objects being stateful has bitten me so many times

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