RIP me keeping up with podcasts without any sort of commute

Weirdest Corona Virus email from a company yet…

👋🏾 I’m looking for mid-level engineering opportunities in NYC, DC or remotely. I’m a Full Stack engineer and community organizer of @reactjsladies. Last year, I spoke at @reactjsgirls and @reactjs conf. RTs would be appreciated.
📂 aboutmonica.com/resume.pdf twitter.com/waterproofheart/stat…

THERAPIST: [over the phone] How have you been passing the time?

ME: [mixing 4 types of cereal together to create a stronger, more delicious super cereal] I’m learning to cook

I lost my job. It really sucks right now. I’ll be updating my resume tomorrow to try to find another one ASAP. If anyone has any leads people looking for an ops manager, community manager, podcast producer, or virtual assistant, please let me know. TIA and please RT.

The kids while I’m working or focusing on something else: ask random questions, tell me stories, explain their favorite YouTube videos to me etc.

Kids when we’re outside and we see a neighbor and I tell them to say hi: No! They look busy. We shouldn’t disturb them.

🆒🆒🆒🆒🆒🆒

Someone is working on a JavaScript to COBOL transpiler right now

Hello friends. I am still looking for my next role.
Are you looking for a tech savvy community or content manager? Let’s talk!

Are you looking for a passionate Developer Educator / DevRel? Let’s talk!

Need Front-end help? 👋

linkedin.com/in/christinagorton

notion.so/christinagorton/Christ…

Tiger King remake but with squirrels

You can try it out or any other small PHP script at phptester.net/

Wrote a PHP function to interpolate missing values for a given array. It was a fun problem to solve.

gist.github.com/kingkool68/54856…

#php

The magic of an empty laundry basket and roller coaster videos on YouTube.

This video was so good and what turned me on to @outline youtube.com/watch?v=HA18oyyG-xg twitter.com/leahfinnegan/status/…

Wife: Let’s spice things up in the bedroom.

Me: Hey baby, I’ll tikka your masala. Heh.

Wife: Absolutely not like that.

Love this!

90+ vanilla JavaScript recipes for common DOM tasks.

htmldom.dev

👍🙏

ht @Paul_Kinlan t.co/y3nTh51mSV

First time seeing a 500 error on GitHub before…

OH NO GitHub is donw!

Step 1. Reply to this tweet with a link to your personal website.
Step 2. Find a reply to this tweet and say something nice about their website.

Let’s get some positivity going, y’all ❤️

Laid off bc of CV19, looking for remote opportunities. I’ve mostly worked on the data side, but I’m open to new challenges. Skills in order: Mysql, Python, AWS, DynamoDB, Serverless Architecture (lambda), API dev, nodejs, some DevOps/SRE. Please RT for visibility 🙏

“I was just about to click that! Why did it move?” 😭

The new Cumulative Layout Shift metrics measures unexpected shifts in layout: web.dev/cls. Shifts are commonly caused by…

🌆 Images without dimensions
🎟 Ads/iframes with dynamic dimensions
🔠 Web Font swaps t.co/iWP3vaPBm9