Classic Lego was the best Lego twitter.com/LegoSpaceBot/status/…

Tonight’s game of thrones episode summed up: #GOTmilk

My game of thrones prediction: Everyone dies, the Night King is all about babies and Cersai is pregnant. She will end up being the Night Queen and everything else “lives” happily ever after…

I find it fitting that tonight’s game of thrones episode on water Sunday is all about reincarnated zombies coming back to terrorize the living

** scrolls through timeline **

Oh, hockey season must have started…

** more timeline scrolling **

Oh, actually the hockey playoffs have started…

** even more scrolling **

Ah the Stanley cup is almost over

*writing new talk*

OMG I hate this. Everything is terrible. Can I just light everything on fire? What if I just go up there and cry?

*watches that talk later*

This was actually pretty good, I don’t know what my problem was

I spent a lot of time outside playing today. It was awesome. You should try it.

@kingkool68 … and Showering everyday … Wearing actual clothes to work and not Pajamas!

I’m making progress on adding healthy habits back into my routine now that both girls are in daycare full time.

* 3 days a week on the treadmill for 30+ minutes

* Flossing every other night or so

Hey y’all, the time has come!

I’m officially seeking something new now! I’m looking for a leadership and/or management position, one with a team that I can grow and grow with. I’m looking for a company with a demonstrated commitment to inclusion.

Friday night funny faces: after

#ZadieAlyssa instagram.com/p/BwdS7uDDIJm/

Friday night funny faces: before

#ZadieAlyssa instagram.com/p/BwdSxghj3jx/

90’s mood

It’s better with Javascript
commitstrip.com/2019/04/19/its-b…

Wow! WordPress must be pretty ok if the security guy who writes his own web software in assembly relies on it twitter.com/SGgrc/status/1119089…

TFW Mueller didn’t find evidence of a conspiracy but at least he capitalized the P in WordPress.

The body of your commit message is for the “why”.

INCLUDE THE WHY.

PLEASE ALWAYS INCLUDE THE WHY.

I CAN READ YOUR CODE I NEED TO KNOW WHY YOU DID THAT.

I NEED TO KNOW WHY I DID THAT.

PLEASE TAKE MERCY ON ME, PAST SELF. I DON’T UNDERSTAND WHY I MADE THESE CHOICES.

One disturbing constant in web development is that as network connections and devices improve in speed and quality, we will inevitably eat those gains by shipping more crap in our apps people never asked for.

I’ve been involved in DevTools dev for years, and I’ve both had and heard many good ideas to improve it.
It’s always a special feeling seeing on of them finally take shape.

Latest one to date: detect CSS properties that don’t have an effect on the current element.
Sneak peek: t.co/DlFXIW8I9j

Fear of deploys is the ultimate technical debt. How much time do you waste

* waiting until it’s “safe” to deploy,
* batching up changes into big changes that are decidedly unsafe to deploy,
* waiting to get paged and fretting over deploys,
* cleaning up terrible catastrophuckes