all software expands until it includes Stories
me: do you want it done quickly or do you want it done right?
php is fine twitter.com/mykola/status/119871…
github being down is the closest thing you get to a snow day at school as an adult
*edits one WordPress theme*
*accidentally writes PHP for next 8-10 years*
You say: “We added AI to our product”
I hear: “We added a bunch more IF statements to our codebase”
– hey how did your hackathon go?
– not too bad, we got Babel set up
Designer: “I want you to implement custom select elements”,
Rinse & repeat.
UX designer job description:
• loves Sharpies
• hates Photoshop
Please bring own high horse.
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