“Stop painting your nails with ketchup, eat your cucumbers, and finish your emoji potatoes!”

Parenting is weird.

Russell Heimlich

@kingkool68

WordPress developer at @CoderPad. Formerly of @nclud @spiritedmediaco, @pewresearch, @usnews. I made dummyimage.com and married @naudebynature.

Washington, D.C.
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Joined December 13, 2006