5 yr old: Daddy watch this!
3 yr old: Watch this Daddy!
5: Over here look at this!
3: Daddy look here!
5: Daddy do you want to see what I can do? Watch this.
3: I did this. Watch this Daddy.
5: 1, 2, 3! Eyes on me!
3: Daddy Daddy Daddy! Look!

Me: **dies of starvation**