Jared Leto is the @yurivictor of Hollywood #Oscars2015 #Oscars

The only screens we will watch on is screens in our jeans #Oscars

I wanna see what Urkel is wearing on the red carpet #Oscars #Oscars2015 #OscarsRedCarpet

I wish an Oscar winner would pull out some tiny Oscar clothes and dress up their statue on stage. All Cutsey wootsy. #Oscars

If Spike Jonze couldn’t win an Oscar for “Sabotage,” I’m glad he could get one for “Her.” #Oscars youtube.com/watch?v=z5rRZdiu1UE

Spike Jonze also has sweet dance moves youtube.com/watch?v=LiXg_70rMeM #Oscars

Fun Fact: Spike Jonze’s real name is Adam Spiegel and was born in Rockville, MD. #Oscars

And the award for the most stable social network site during the #Oscars goes too… GOOGLE+!!! Because no one cares.

You know it’s really the wind ABOVE the wings that’s important. And the shape of the airfoil. And pressure differential. #Oscars

Well on the plus side Bette Midler is still alive. #Oscars

I mean to consider how well a movie is edited you need to have an idea about the raw material you have to work with… #Oscars

How in the world do you even being to think about who should win for best editing? #Oscars

And the winner for best social network mentioned during the Oscars is… #Oscars

Best Female Supporting Role… cue all of the social media teams for bra companies. #Oscars

If I ever won an Oscar I would want it to be for sound design or editing. #Oscars

If only Bradley’s arm was longer. Best photo ever. #oscars

Acting and reading are two entirely different skills. #Oscars

This looks like an Old Navy commercial. #Oscars