Show of hands if you know someone from your youth who died playing with their parents’ firearm.

I’ll start: ✋?

#DebateNight

Well if there is one thing I learned from these debates is I need better cat gifs on the ready for the next one. #debatenight

The only winner tonight is the Voyager probe, which is speeding away from the Earth at 17 kilometers/second #debatenight

Twitter won this debate. #debatenight

Come on Twitter, keep up the stamina. We’re almost done. The jokes are getting lame. Step it up! #debatenight

There aren’t a lot of Lesters out there… #debatenight

I don’t see Floridia on this list… quora.com/What-are-the-top-10-ri… #debatenight

STOP AND FRISKIES! #debatenight

Everyone gets a place on Pennsylvania Ave. EVERYONE WINS! #debatenight

At parties I’m a lot like Lester Holt. #debatenight

Lists of banks: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_ba… #debatenight