The fail whale design was bought on a stock photo account #twitterdc

.@desandro is personally responsible for 10% of the unemployment rate because he’s so good. #twitterdc

Twitter has no gym but all the bacon you can eat. #twitterdc

“At a certain level all this shit falls apart because of Justin Bieber” – @smarty #twitterdc

Twitter is the most fun during natural disasters #twitterdc

During hurricane sandy FEMA got a promoted account to better get its information out #twitterdc

Working at Twitter sounds completely dull. #twitterdc