@AstickofGum Then I’m in.

@AstickofGum Will there be smores?

@AstickofGum I think you just lost the game…

@AstickofGum Are you checking your phone like any other modern human being standing in a line?

@AstickofGum She’s using a windows phone over there. Instagram isn’t on Windows Phone.

@AstickofGum Enjoy your day off tomorrow until further notice… (I know you’re probably exempt and still have to work blah blah blah)

@AstickofGum Flannel babies lead to this riffraf.typepad.com/.a/6a0120a7b…

@AstickofGum FALSE! The bacon was the perfect temperature.

@AstickofGum @naudebynature Nope. We don’t use Amazon that much shockingly.

@naudebynature @astickofgum There was an entire wall with words like “flash”, “plump”, “maximize”, “heffer”… ok maybe not “heffer”

@AstickofGum @fugularity @smashley017 What is black, green, yellow and brown?

@fugularity @astickofgum @smashley017 Do they make brown diaper bags?

@AstickofGum veerle.duoh.com/inspiration/deta…

@AstickofGum I like the asterisk.

@AstickofGum or just read something from digg.com

@AstickofGum storify.com/corriespondent/aeadc…

@kathkat15 @astickofgum STAYcation!

@naudebynature @astickofgum @smellyice Customers also viewed… amazon.com/gp/product/B001DZTJRQ…

@AstickofGum Both are probably tasty with ketchup.

@AstickofGum on both occasions it made me curl up in a ball and pass out.