@AstickofGum I got some chicken crepe thing. She got chorizo omelette. No one got pancakes.

@AstickofGum @naudebynature won’t let me

@AstickofGum @naudebynature its pretty bad

@AstickofGum live a little

@AstickofGum congrats on you’re little hell spawn

@astickofgum I wonder if you could claim you saw a vision of God and get out of a traffic ticket…

@astickofgum I tried to play the new daddy card after the multiple cars in the photo defense didn’t work. The judge chuckled though.

@AstickofGum since the violation is on the car and not the individual driving the car

@AstickofGum nah. A good defense is to claim you lent your vehicle to charity and they got the ticket.

@AstickofGum ouch! At least it’s supposed to be in the mid-40s on Wednesday.

@AstickofGum She’s growing so we’re doing something right.

@AstickofGum 8 pounds, 8 ounces up from her birth weight of 6 pounds 11 ounces. 21 inches long vs 19 inches.

@kathkat15 @Smashley017 @AstickofGum Seems like different budget cycles.

@astickofgum awwww

@AstickofGum Working on the photoshop part right now.

@astickofgum What did they feed him this time?

@kathkat15 @AstickofGum errrrrr stick it

@kathkat15 @AstickofGum way to sign it to the man

@astickofgum Have a ONEderful day.

@AstickofGum bring a patch of insulation and put that up there. I have some if you need it.