@AstickofGum Valentines Day can be a little overwhelming.

@astickofgum When can toddlers start snowboarding?

@astickofgum TAKE HIM SCUBA DIVING!

@AstickofGum @fugularity did it have your Mohawk?

@AstickofGum
Lawyer: Your honor, my client has a pristine record….
Judge: I see he missed a homework assignment in daycare… GUILTY!

@AstickofGum what happens if he fails to turn in homework?

@AstickofGum Try it

@AstickofGum You can always call me if you forget phone numbers (614) HEIMLICH

@AstickofGum @ammy914 Do you get some sort of toilet training certificate?

@ammy914 @astickofgum Just say he’s potty trained and then if he poops be like “Oh weird, I dunno what has gotten in to him?”

@AstickofGum @naudebynature better idea: create fashionable work attire or of burp cloths

@fugularity @AstickofGum @SmellyICE Omg that would be awesome for a snow day

@AstickofGum @ammy914 I bet if you get a million points they give you one of the babies on the boxes…

@ammy914 @AstickofGum Get the magnetic tub boats

@ammy914 @AstickofGum How many points do you need for something decent?

@AstickofGum @ammy914 Ooooo!

@AstickofGum @naudebynature We started tummy time and after a while she just fell asleep.

@AstickofGum She says “gaaaahhh *sniffle* *sniffle* *sneeze* *falls back to sleep* ” Im no expert in baby talk but I think that means thanks

@AstickofGum is the thinking that the cat will solve the puzzle while you two are out?

@AstickofGum We can’t wait for tomorrow!