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@DanielleAlberti My child eats pancakes that way.

@DanielleAlberti Brace yourself, the weird toddler tantrum meltdowns, they are coming.

@DanielleAlberti @twi_age Yea me too. I didn’t tweet that!

@DanielleAlberti They have such diverse monsters and physical characteristics yet all of their toilets are the same

@DanielleAlberti My kids always took me on trips to Costco

@DanielleAlberti Please graph how many people said hi

@DanielleAlberti Axe Body wash? Please be Axe Body wash that’s being recalled 🤞

@DanielleAlberti Build a fort

@DanielleAlberti It’s different when you sell your house because you have to stage it and make it look like you never lived there. Once it’s all clean and spotless you start to reconsider listing it. At least that was my experience.

@DanielleAlberti Why do one crazy thing at a time when you can do them all at once?

@DanielleAlberti Did you have to teach her how to hold it? Both kids would hold it upside down when they eat it.

@DanielleAlberti Why bake anything at all youtube.com/watch?v=hd9uvlf5i0M

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@DanielleAlberti And what’s with these AR phone side app thingies. Just play with it and use your imagination.

@DanielleAlberti Exactly. Banning custom Lego shapes is a hill I’m willing to die on.

@DanielleAlberti It was really funny at there beginning but then it got all complicated and serious.

I’m really dreading the tween and teen years of childhood coming up.

@DanielleAlberti When envisioning expanded public transit scooters were not it

@DanielleAlberti @babynetworker Kristina was yelling and stomping so much and I was like “if you wake up the kids, its all on you to put them back to bed”