@daniellealberti @sethrubenstein

@daniellealberti @sethrubenstein I <3 Regex!

@DanielleAlberti @JoannaBrenner @aaronjgreenwald JavaScript.

@daniellealberti @joannabrenner should be “typeof cancer == ‘undefined’”

@daniellealberti @joannabrenner my parents

@daniellealberti Whenever you want to make your way to Silver Spring!

@daniellealberti She’s quite smiley and agreeable in any situation we put her in.

@daniellealberti @joannabrenner According to a non-descrip Internet page, Taco Bell’s slogan at one point was “Ding Dong! Tacos!”

@DanielleAlberti They split the difference.

@DanielleAlberti meetup.com/wordpressdc/

but saddened to say goodbye to the wonderful coworkers @mpiccorossi, @beepybop, @benjiwo, @DanielleAlberti, @write_this_way, @mr_suh

@DanielleAlberti back end developer super star!

@DanielleAlberti @mr_suh someone wrote a letter about buzzfeed

@daniellealberti @mr_suh Exhibit A: russellheimlich.com/russell-on-a…

@DanielleAlberti And Nissan says I should consume myself with my car so I can win the racecar race

@DanielleAlberti According to Nationwide she should be dead

@joannabrenner @daniellealberti @maddoxnelson tl;dr someone found a way to make a tweet retweet itself thanks to a JS bug.

@joannabrenner @daniellealberti @maddoxnelson You’re 5 years too late! openjs.com/articles/misc/mikeyy_…

@DanielleAlberti long ago my cats used to like the plastic rings that went between the cap and the plastic milk jug

@JessSchillinger @JoannaBrenner @maeveyd @nekolaweb @mr_suh @DanielleAlberti how’s the prairie?