@astickofgum @naudebynature which is weird because I don’t remember eating all of those pretzels.

@astickofgum @naudebynature We just realized today we’re almost half way done.

@naudebynature No you don’t. boy.

@naudebynature @astickofgum PLZ SEND MOAR!

@astickofgum @naudebynature I’m getting pretzel vibes.

@astickofgum @naudebynature But it’s a boy. No waiting needed.

@astickofgum @naudebynature BAHAHA!

@naudebynature no.

@smashley017 @naudebynature @astickofgum AhhhI see. But @fugularity is always on Facebook.

@charliepark @naudebynature Thanks Charlie. We’re so excited.

@smashley017 @naudebynature’s reaction was priceless. Was that in the book?

@naudebynature See how good you have it… cc/@astickofgum @smashley017

@naudebynature Shouldn’t you be using emojis? Ask @ayomattayo he’s an expert.

@naudebynature WHY ARE YOU YELLING?

@naudebynature @AstickofGum NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

@naudebynature dull.

@chris402 @naudebynature Not bad.

My wife is one of those people… “@naudebynature: Yay NEW phone and…. It’s freakin GOLD! instagram.com/p/mokXJ_xzcM/”

“He is crushing that cat on your shirt” RT @naudebynature Chillin with the boys instagram.com/p/mGyi1Nxzel/ cc/ @AstickofGum

13 years ago today:
Me: wanna go out?
@naudebynature: um… OK.

Bell rings and we both rush off to 2nd period.