@recoftom @Twitter Yea something like that. Here’s my first tweet: twitter.com/kingkool68/status/10…

@fugularity @elonmusk @Twitter oof that’s a close one

Hey @elonmusk I joined Twitter before @twitter joined Twitter. Do us OG tweeters get a special badge? twitter.com/kingkool68/status/56…

Friends,

@Twitter DOES support .srt files; that’s a way to add captions to videos simply by uploading a properly formatted file of text.

Disabled folks worked really hard to get @twitter to add this functionality, please have your orgs use it. t.co/2LBMPoE2PB

My master plan:

1. Get hired @Twitter (even though I joined twitter before @twitter)
2. Find the commit in the codebase where they updated the original booger logo
3. Git revert
4. Push to prod
5. Quit twitter.com/ShitUserStory/status…

@Twitter This tweet is for sale on: v.cent.co/tweet/5608857478936698… @cent

@angnickelodeon I joined Twitter before @twitter

twitter.com/kingkool68/status/56…

Geez…any guesses why @Twitter defaulted to show only the right side of the picture on mobile?

@round @Twitter I remember a Digg visualization that just stacked stories as lines. It was kind of pointless too.

@round @Twitter Yup, russellheimlich.com/blog/twitter…

Shout out to @Twitter for killing all of the superior third-party apps that are way more functional than their own stock app tomorrow! #yolo

@stephaniesalmon @Twitter I like that feature.

@twitter NOBODY ON THIS PLANET WANTS READ RECEIPTS IN DMS

@davatron5000 @jack First task, bring back the old booger @twitter logo…

I joined Twitter before @twitter joined Twitter.

Mind blown. The first link ever posted to @twitter was @feather pointing at my Newton web server.

twitter.com/feather/status/62915…

We’re taking this show on the road. First stop is Washington, D.C. … if you’re around, check out “Designing @Twitter” designingtwitterdc.eventbrite.co…

Congrats to @martymadrid and @nclud going to @twitter He probably looks like this right now. twitpic.com/9ssgb4

#herebeforeyou @kingkool68 was here 69 days before @twitter herebeforeyou.com