You know what is cooler than points @verizonfios? A cheaper bill.

@fugularity @VerizonFiOS @VerizonSupport #comcastic

@realz @VerizonFiOS Be prepared to have a computer hard wired in and spend a day with the tech making calls and running tests.

@zamoose Hey @verizonfios, you should really help my friend out here. He’s starting to hurt himself over lack of FiOS.

@verizonfios Got an extreme promotion code?

@verizonfios I can’t stand your weird package names. Prime? Extreme? Ultimate?

Hey @comcast, @verizonfios says you stink. You gonna take that?