@ammy914 I unscrewed the plug, put the new plug in and now nothing works. It’s a GFCI and immediately trips under any load.

@ammy914 Internet connected TV for the win. Today I broke the electricity.

@AstickofGum @ammy914 “Fuck it! Just run home!”

@ammy914 I always write “coming up with accomplishments for mid year review” as one of my accomplishments.

@SmellyICE You’re screwed. “@AstickofGum: @ammy914 @kathkat15 omg I want in on this convo!! Babies babies babies!”

@kathkat15 @ammy914 If you guys took turns swapping kids you could cut your child care in half!

@ammy914 Kill two birds with one stone… find clip art with little babies.

@AstickofGum @ammy914 Or just go to IMDB imdb.com/title/tt1915581/

@ammy914 @astickofgum It’s a movie about male strippers.

@ammy914 @naudebynature and I are old fogies it’s great.

@ammy914 womp womp

@ammy914 After 9 months a baby pops out!

@ammy914 Cereal is awesome!

@ammy914 We went to bed at 9pm last night. Of course we were on a plane all day.