@AstickofGum only to go to bed earlier. I only got 9 hours of continuous uninterrupted sleep.

“He is crushing that cat on your shirt” RT @naudebynature Chillin with the boys instagram.com/p/mGyi1Nxzel/ cc/ @AstickofGum

@astickofgum Extra corny, dawg.

@astickofgum Correcting <figcaption> font size when it’s nested inside an <li>

@astickofgum Well I paid my bill twice. Does that make me above average?

@AstickofGum you mean Full House? Cc @baconforjesse #unclejesse

@kathkat15 @astickofgum I hope this will happen in one sitting… Is this why you don’t want any visitors in the cave of solitude?

@astickofgum ♫ These are a few of my favorite thing! ♫

@astickofgum #kidneystone

@AstickofGum This seems super weird and has to deal with babies so I thought you would like it fastcodesign.com/3024940/design-…

@fugularity @astickofgum youtube.com/watch?v=d5ZvzIOO6aU

@astickofgum I’m not dead. Stop worrying.

@naudebynature @fugularity @AstickofGum #scandal

@astickofgum @smellyice Why are you asking Twitter? Ask your unborn child… it’s all about them!

@smellyice @astickofgum After every 2 showings of Groundhog Day you should play one viewing of Dejavu imdb.com/title/tt0453467/

@astickofgum The Look Who’s Talking trilogy on repeat.

@snowpunk @astickofgum And both have terrible websites you come to expect from dentists.

@astickofgum laurellakesdentist.com/

@astickofgum Dr. Kitahara in Laurel even does Saturday appointments…

@astickofgum medoula oblongata?