@AstickofGum Think happy thoughts.

@AstickofGum was that pie brought to us by the number 2 and the number 8?

@AstickofGum get butter chicken

@AstickofGum @ammy914 “Fuck it! Just run home!”

@AstickofGum You’re that bored that you decided to pee in a glass, take a picture of it, and share it on the Internet?

@AstickofGum Fuck it! Just run home.

@AstickofGum oops found it. It was hiding behind the hand towel. Crisis averted.

@AstickofGum remember that time we went to the beach and stayed in a motel that smelled like a locker room?

@AstickofGum le bang!

@AstickofGum Meh.

@AstickofGum So we should ban marbles too right?

@AstickofGum So don’t feed them magnetic balls. Also teenagers are eating them after pretending they are piercings.

@AstickofGum @ayomattayo © 1997

@SmellyICE You’re screwed. “@AstickofGum: @ammy914 @kathkat15 omg I want in on this convo!! Babies babies babies!”

@AstickofGum @naudebynature ~You betcha~

@AstickofGum PICTURE YOUR MOM’S M&M’s IN MY BELLY!

@AstickofGum answers.yahoo.com/question/index…

@AstickofGum I think you were born in the wrong decade. TO THE TIME MACHINE!

@AstickofGum a standing desk? that tweet is old.

@AstickofGum @ammy914 Or just go to IMDB imdb.com/title/tt1915581/