@AstickofGum DAMN YOU AUTOCORRECT

@AstickofGum You guys do separate laundry?

@AstickofGum I like orange circus peanuts, cow tails, M&Ms, and Lucky Charms.

@AstickofGum We’re running low on toilet paper. That would be helpful.

@AstickofGum An elegant solution that combines marco-physics with micro-physics…

@AstickofGum It cuts off pictures on my phone when I look at them.

@AstickofGum EW screw @mlkshk

@AstickofGum I’ll see if they have them on the menu…

@AstickofGum Wormholes. It’s a known fact.

@AstickofGum Churros

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@AstickofGum how come you’re not on draw something anymore? Now that I finally have a phone I can play.

@AstickofGum Nice haven’t gotten around to watching that one yet. I couldn’t believe Abercrombie and Fitch was around in the 1930s.

@AstickofGum target.com there’s a CNBC special about Target on Netflix. Looks interesting.

@AstickofGum why are you near falls church

@naudebynature @kathkat15 @ayomattayo @AstickofGum @phillykbe @OCMaryland ew.

@AstickofGum I did not. But reading over the short sale disclosure from our offer contract answers a lot of questions.

@AstickofGum give him 65¢

@AstickofGum Can’t wait for the car ride up to Philly on Saturday.

@AstickofGum @SmellyICE Nope.