@ayomattayo @astickofgum what a jerk!!1!!! cl.ly/2d3H2r3A2O07080p2g2k

@AstickofGum yeah i was trying to tell mommy i was having a good coffee but in corrected it to OMG I HATE YOU MOM U RUINED MY LIFE

@naudebynature @kathkat15 @AstickofGum See this is.gd/Qo4YDd

@AstickofGum In first grade you hated Legos. You thought they were baby toys.

@AstickofGum DC

@AstickofGum Did you join a group that advocates overthrowing our constitutional government?

@AstickofGum There you go is.gd/9GxVXq

@AstickofGum Everyones in a rush to get to your 5 Year Anniversary party.

@AstickofGum shucks I’m busy that day. Can I take a rain check.

@AstickofGum So when are you having kids? I’ll mark it on my calendar

@AstickofGum that or you forgot to turn off your vibrator

@AstickofGum Your kid will have Fag Trucks is.gd/eNlBHF

@AstickofGum @fugularity WHAT ABOUT PORTABLE RECORD PLAYERS?

@AstickofGum where have you been?

@AstickofGum Near Gore mountain

@naudebynature @AstickofGum TOOT TOOT!

@AstickofGum That punk.

@AstickofGum Nope, Lunch is their biggest meal eaten between 1:30 and 3:30 pm usually followed by a siesta. Stores close down in afternoon

@AstickofGum In Spain they eat dinner (lighter than what we call dinner) between 9pm and midnight is.gd/kiftqS

@AstickofGum Kristina is going out tonight for a 10pm dinner.