@AstickofGum It’s a lot more fun to get fat and then fit into the coat.

@AstickofGum Why would you shop any other way? Get in, get out!

@AstickofGum Soon.

@AstickofGum So she can stop asking me questions and just Google them on her phone.

@AstickofGum DIY ROLLER COASTERS! You can never have enough!

@AstickofGum Josh should do it. Its only 5 big Macs and 5 large fries.

@AstickofGum @ayomattayo Buy the McDonald’s @LivingSocial deal and eat it all in one sitting.

@AstickofGum Send them to your brothers

@AstickofGum Probably not as fun as a body fluid swapping party.

@AstickofGum definitely her boobies

@AstickofGum I’ve never been more scared in my life than using the public bathroom at the MLK library.

@AstickofGum @Smashley017 Whenever Isomeone tells me they’re pregnant or expecting the first thing I think of is their O face.

@AstickofGum @Smashley017 PREGGERS!

@fugularity @AstickofGum I’m afraid of Justin Getka producing offspring.

@aenean_ @AstickofGum I was thinking more along the lines of is.gd/U9akAz

Funny Twitter Juxtaposition Between @AstickofGum and @aenean_ pi.pe/-201v40

@AstickofGum correct! Einstein is still a geniuse.

@AstickofGum Tisk, Tisk.

@AstickofGum Halloween Mashups is.gd/5svAUA

@AstickofGum @fugularity Note to self: Don’t drop by Pammy/Josh’s house this weekend.