@AstickofGum It’s a lot more fun to get fat and then fit into the coat.
@AstickofGum Why would you shop any other way? Get in, get out!
@AstickofGum So she can stop asking me questions and just Google them on her phone.
@AstickofGum DIY ROLLER COASTERS! You can never have enough!
@AstickofGum Josh should do it. Its only 5 big Macs and 5 large fries.
@AstickofGum @ayomattayo Buy the McDonald’s @LivingSocial deal and eat it all in one sitting.
@AstickofGum Send them to your brothers
@AstickofGum Probably not as fun as a body fluid swapping party.
@AstickofGum definitely her boobies
@AstickofGum I’ve never been more scared in my life than using the public bathroom at the MLK library.
@AstickofGum @Smashley017 Whenever Isomeone tells me they’re pregnant or expecting the first thing I think of is their O face.
@AstickofGum @Smashley017 PREGGERS!
@fugularity @AstickofGum I’m afraid of Justin Getka producing offspring.
@aenean_ @AstickofGum I was thinking more along the lines of is.gd/U9akAz
Funny Twitter Juxtaposition Between @AstickofGum and @aenean_ pi.pe/-201v40
@AstickofGum correct! Einstein is still a geniuse.
@AstickofGum Tisk, Tisk.
@AstickofGum Halloween Mashups is.gd/5svAUA
@AstickofGum @fugularity Note to self: Don’t drop by Pammy/Josh’s house this weekend.