@ayomattayo Is this your abs-of-steel secret?

@bestprofitness @ayomattayo snopes.com/horrors/insects/cockr…

@naudebynature Shouldn’t you be using emojis? Ask @ayomattayo he’s an expert.

@ayomattayo Not if I get to the Howard County Welcome Center before you…

@ayomattayo That emoji means they’re crying for you because you’re such a weirdo, right?

@ayomattayo Did what? a goat? HALF-HUMAN HALF_GOAT BABIES ARE COMING?

@ayomattayo Goat babies. That will spice up the old Facebook newsfeed for a change.

@ayomattayo And the Oscar for the most enviable dessert photo treat goes to…

@ayomattayo Just like this cheezburger.com/23493889 ?

@ayomattayo Baby goats?

@ayomattayo FANCY!

@ayomattayo ahem… ME!

@ayomattayo Come to my house.

@ayomattayo creepy stalker mcstalkerson.

@ayomattayo I’ll deposit it for you.

@ayomattayo It’s official.. YOU’RE CHEESY!

@ayomattayo errr….

@ayomattayo was it too cold?

@ayomattayo Are you sure it’s not Jamaica, Queens NY?

@ayomattayo I know. Its so weird.