@ayomattayo Tell them your lactose intolerant. See what they do.

@ayomattayo That’s a pretty good reason for starting chapter two.

@ayomattayo @kathkat15 We’ve had 4 so far.

@ayomattayo Try using your finger tips not your eye balls silly.

@ayomattayo le sigh.

@ayomattayo Good tweet

@ayomattayo “yes.”

@ayomattayo my least favorite part about i̶n̶c̶l̶u̶d̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶c̶h̶i̶c̶k̶e̶n̶ ̶i̶n̶ dinner, is cooking t̶h̶e̶ ̶c̶h̶i̶c̶k̶e̶n̶.

@ayomattayo You give up to easily.

@ayomattayo I thought I permanently damaged my eyes over the 4th of July.

@ayomattayo Ah is the weather irritating your eyes as well? This is happening to me. Weird.

@ayomattayo Makes sense to me.

@ayomattayo OMG WAS IT DISCOVER! cc/ @AstickofGum @phillykbe

@ayomattayo That’s a lot of seeing you’re trying to do eh peeping’ Matt?

@ayomattayo More like Ruff Ryder AMIRITE?

@AstickofGum Hey guess what sucks? Your Discover card… BOOM! cc/@ayomattayo

@ayomattayo @fugularity I think the best part is the fact we’re discussing gargling cups.

@fugularity @ayomattayo DAYUM! DATS BALLER DAMN SKIPPY.

@ayomattayo Not if they’re dead…

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