@bpeebles “We are trained to look at the glabella even as babies. You can do this as an experiment to see it in action: If you furrow your glabella and squint your eyes at a baby, they’ll react negatively, probably with crying.”

I’m going to try this…

@bpeebles What is Fish Police?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fish_Polic…

@bpeebles I can’t believe south-of-the-border didn’t make the list

@bpeebles Yea I get that. Isn’t it unfair to audit a higher tax bracket more just because they’re wealthy and return a higher ROI?
I mean auditing more for patterns that are more likely to be shady tax evasion tactics would make the most sense.

@bpeebles So high earners and corporations are audited at the same amount or less than lower income earners even though auditing higher earners yields more money. Is that the gist? Wouldn’t it be easier to raise taxes on higher tax brackets?

@bpeebles @NestleUSA Have you seen cereal boxes that have barcodes all the way from top to bottom on one side.

@bpeebles What are your speeds?

@bpeebles 😀 Costco gas was $1.54/gallon today

😭 I have 3/4 of a tank full

@bpeebles @AlexandriaVATES Is that how far apart you are supposed to stand while waiting in line?

@bpeebles And ditch timezones too while we’re at it

@bpeebles You can handle the frontend stuff and I’ll write the python.

@bpeebles flex box my dude

@bpeebles 501.65 million″, just ask me next time.

@bpeebles I got the – number today too. Must be a bug.

@bpeebles I dig my HSA plan. My local bank offers HSAs with a minimum of $300 and no fees

@bpeebles @VerizonSupport

@bpeebles ZOPE! TAL! Yea I still got it…

@bpeebles ❺

@bpeebles What if we just automatically adjusted everynight at midnight instead of all at once? Manual clocks would be outlawed.

@brownpau @bpeebles 1 TEENAGER!