@brownpau is.gd/GAfsTE

@brownpau Took your advice and bought giant gummy things to give out on Halloween. They’re much cheaper at World Market.

WHAT!?! That’s bullshit. Please RT @chevrolet @brownpau Sorry, but there’s no current plans to bring back the #ElCamino.

@brownpau I thought Pandora was peeing over the edge of the couch. And you were contempt with that.

@brownpau @mpiccorossi BUT WHERE WILL I GO TO FIND THE BEST DIETS OR PET SECRETS!

@brownpau I feel ya…

@brownpau Where’s your office now? I assume @mattbowen is in your old one.

@brownpau Ours is on Friday.

@brownpau YOU CAN’T DRIVE TO AUSTRAILIA!

@brownpau LOL “and that’s how we learned to not take the Beltway anywhere, ever.”

@brownpau Nope only AT&T 3G

@brownpau Sounds like you should have accidentally set-up a tweet archive many years ago and forgotten all about it is.gd/hGuq4Z

@brownpau I think you missed the #STS134 launch but you gave me some LOLZ cl.ly/1j1s2U0L1X1S1u2E2b33

@dudleystorey Hellllo! cc/ @brownpau

@brownpau if you crash, your a horrible driver. If you don’t you’re the best driver ever.

@brownpau Oh good for him, he never seemed like the uterus type to me.

@brownpau Who’s spawning a baby this time @usnews

@brownpau What the hell kind of MEga Man is that short punk? He’s not even blue.

@brownpau I’ll see your launched thing and raise you a launch of my own is.gd/17lh2y

@brownpau Try this one is.gd/3AboO8