@brownpau anti-hotcar

@brownpau starting him early to the feeling of constant disappointment?

@brownpau Are there any people at Landmark Mall in Alexandria VA.

@brownpau I picture @jimmyfallon as Ash.

@brownpau J/K I’m going to bed.

@brownpau LATE NIGHT BABY PARTY!

@brownpau No worries! Verizon will turn them in to nice display ads. Problem solved!

@brownpau Work from home and then you’ll hate hygiene.

@brownpau We’re talking about this, right?

@bbaiIey @brownpau Cancel button?

@brownpau LOL at the image.

@brownpau Man, kids these days don’t know how lucky they have it.

@brownpau You have to let me know if this works youtube.com/watch?v=j2C8MkY7Co8 Found out about it after Zadie was older.

@brownpau We binged watch MTV’s Teen Mom and TLC’s My Teen is Pregnant and So Am I tlc.com/tv-shows/my-teen-is-preg…

Totally. New. Perspective.

@brownpau looks like some sort of sassy virus. Proceed with caution.

@brownpau Baby hiccups are the best!

@brownpau HURRY UP! I WANT TO COMPARE BATTERY LIFE FIGURES!

@brownpau WHERE ARE THE NOTES ON THE RECENT BABY ACQUISITION!

@brownpau just use your finger.

@brownpau This is something that comes much later. We never used the crib for the first 6 months.