@courtneydawn Sitting at my desk today. Still can’t be around people.

@courtneydawn dang you’re still looking for a job? You should start an Only Fans for museum stuff..

@courtneydawn Yea this is a female-dominated interracial household here. The only way the kids don’t get a bath is if it rained all day and they didn’t go anywhere.

@courtneydawn @aaronjorbin May April be the ape-iest!

@courtneydawn @aaronjorbin

@courtneydawn Glad I still got my photo in there.

@courtneydawn I need a new butt is pretty good amzn.to/2N60swf

Dare I say… CHEEKY!

@courtneydawn You mean you don’t cook mushrooms over the sink while talking to your dying mother over the corded telephone?

@courtneydawn @anthonydpaul There’s always some from this list lifehacker.com/clean-up-your-pho…

@WordPressDC @nacin @anthonydpaul @kingkool68 @lelandf @taupecat @courtneydawn @bethsoderberg We’re hiring a FT web designer for our wordpress site @WeRecyclePaint. Can you help us spread the word? paintcare.org/about/#/jobs-rfps

@courtneydawn @anthonydpaul Join a nudist colony and wear a bug zapper necklace

@courtneydawn @anthonydpaul Join a nudist society then

@courtneydawn @desigonz @halfempty @TheWarholMuseum i c wut u did there

@courtneydawn @wordcampdc What’s cooler, the A/C or the peeps?

@courtneydawn @daljo628 I be sad

.@WordPressDC back at CHIEF 1/17! @courtneydawn to talk CMSs @ museums + @kingkool68 will talk scaling on @awscloud. meetup.com/wordpressdc/events/23…

@courtneydawn No, I’m fine thanks.

@courtneydawn @ryancanhelpyou #WPDrama

@courtneydawn @bethsoderberg My best friend is a dusty touch screen monitor.

@courtneydawn @bethsoderberg Your child’s best friend is a lizard.